Don’t worry, soldier. Donovan’s got your back.
Someone bring the popcorn.
Best Schoolwork Award
There is something known as too much honesty and because they say a picture is worth a thousand words, there are 33 hilarious pictures here that will illustrate the need to tone down those honesty levels just a tiny bit.
Well somebody is planning an intervention.
So that’s where grandma always goes for your Christmas presents.
No awards, still a winner.
Honesty’s the best policy, we’re told time and time again when we were kids, by the same adults who bluff at cards, tell white lies, bend the truth, exaggerate with sizes, spread misconceptions, myths, gossip and slander. So now that I’m an adult (somewhat), I’m passing on the idea to the next generation that sometimes, kids, honesty may not be the best policy to adopt.
Stop classifying us!
Only for the desperate.
I hope it’s not contagious.
Well, you know, it’s Ellen.
We’ve all read about all the false advertising attempts hiding behind "for illustration purposes only" and the less-official "everything you see here is actually sold separately" excuse, but wait until you see what happens with advertising tries the honest route.
Pretty good, is good enough!
So, it wasn’t really for safety reasons, then?
Yeah, you better enjoy it.
They know their customer’s tastes.
Purgatory on earth is in this classroom.
Freeloader is self aware.
I could. Really. But I don’t want to. So, I won’t.
Sugarcoating is for wimps.
Wow, every single day.
They made us learn stuff, all day!
Sometimes in tests, you just have to wing it and hope for the best. Other times, you leave your teacher fuming and the Internet in stitches, like these guys did.
One simple requirement, just be…
The Santa Claus global scam is busted wide open.
Keeping it in the neighborhood.
That’s half your problems solved!
Santa better step up his game this year.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Somebody needs a drink.
Because who doesn’t like to pay more for less?
What’s the point of multiple choice if you have to explain yourself, right?
Make this poor guy a good offer, quick.
As these examples will show you, kids can be brutal when it comes to playing the honesty card.
So you know that you’re getting the best genuine fake deals here.
An irrational answer, if you ask me.
"I knew you could do it, son."
You heard the lady, start shopping. Go, go, go!
Sale signs sometimes give you the absolutely best reason to make them an offer they wouldn’t refuse or to check out how much better your life is compared to theirs.